Welcome to My World

My official designation is Fembot 1969/Z49/2A73 – but you can call me Sally. I am a purpose built female android, designed for seduction, assassination and extortion.

I was created by a sinister international crime syndicate known only as the Organisation. They were trying to take over the world, but were eventually defeated by MI6 special agent Steve Blunt; with a little help from yours truly.

Nowadays I put my talents to better use, working for British Intelligence. It's not a bad life,  travelling the world, righting wrongs and trying not to shoot too many people. I still get to seduce the odd secret agent, though. For purely professional reasons, of course.

All About Sally

  • Design Specifications

    I am a second generation Organisation Fembot, serial code 1969/Z49/2A73 with a dynamic, reintegrated Lovelace Mark II core processor, two Optivalve photoelectric light processors and enhanced quadraphonic audio receptors. I have a reinforced titanium skeleton and a hybrid silicon plastic frame. I stand 5ft 11" tall in my regulation 4" heels and have a standard issue 38-26-38 figure. My default faceplate is rounded, with a petite nose and full lips, but other plates are available as and when required. My default hair colour is blonde and my eyeballs are a rather neat shade of brown.

  • Weaponry & Tactical Systems

    My chest cavity is fitted with twin action, heavy duty Bronheim submachine guns. A single cartridge fires twelve rounds a second for upwards of a minute and can be replaced via a convenient back panel. My eyeballs are fitted with night vision sensors and I have nasal receptors capable of detecting several billion separate odours. In stealth mode, with internal heating disabled, I am undetectable to most audio, visual and electronic sensors.
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  • Fashion Tips

    The Mary Quant miniskirt is essential daywear for the Fembot about town. A minidress works well for more formal occasions but keep a leather catsuit in reserve for those tricky out of hours assignments. An Alice band is also useful for keeping your hair in check. For make up, I would recommend Max Factor or Revlon. And don't forget the false eyelashes for that all important ministerial seduction.

Latest Stories

Fembot Sally And The Invaders From Mars

A meteor shower has blinded the population of southern England and killer vegetables are running amok. Martian war machines are popping up all over the place, guided by their malevolent sticks of celery, and Fembot Sally is at a loss as to what to do. The army has been defeated, the air force is out of action and she can’t get a message through to London. Can one Fembot defeat an entire Martian invasion force single-handedly?


Probably not.


The Brazilian Job

If you want to rob a bank, Alf Carter is the man to do it for you. Unfortunately, he’s been banged up for five years with no chance of parole.


MI6 agent Sally Shagwell is going to have to break him out of jail and fast.


Documents of an extremely compromising nature have been deposited in a top security vault in Rio de Janeiro. British Intelligence wants them back but they cannot send in their own team and risk a diplomatic incident.

Alf and his crew will have to do the job instead. It is up to Sally to smuggle them into Brazil and keep the local mafia at bay just long enough for them to carry out the heist.

If they pull it off, it might just be the crime of the century...

Available Now

The Adventures Of Fembot Sally (collected stories) in paperback