The Stories

The Adventures of Fembot Sally:

    • I, Fembot

      I, Fembot

      Stealing diamonds and seducing secret agents is all in a day's work for a robotic femme fatale.

      Sally Shagwell may look like an ordinary shop girl – she works behind the perfume counter at Burlington’s department store – but in reality she is a Fembot, a deadly android assassin manufactured by a sinister international crime syndicate known only as “the Organisation." Her function: to maim, to kill, to steal and to seduce.

      A diamond heist draws the attention of MI6 and secret agent Steve Blunt is dispatched to investigate.

      Fembot Sally must use all her robotic wiles to lure him into a deadly trap.

    • Fortress of Doom

      Fembot Sally and the Fortress of Doom

      Jack Morgan was doing just fine until Sally got on the plane. At least, that is what he thought.

      Jack is an American archaeologist, trying to trace a priceless South American artefact which has recently been stolen from the
      British Museum. Sally is a robotic secret agent, a Fembot newly assigned to MI6 and intent on preventing the relic from falling into the wrong hands.

      A group of sinister neo-Nazis are already making their way on foot through the Amazon Jungle, with the artefact in their possession. Not far behind them are a cabal of Russian communists, who already have possession of a second relic. Legend has it that if these two artefacts are united with a third, more powerful object, the holder will be granted unimaginable power.

      The Nazis have a head start, but the race to find the Lost Fortress of the Eebieki People has only just begun.




      What are you supposed to do with a bunch of homicidal androids after the international crime syndicate that created them is brought down? They could easily be decommissioned, but why not sell them off to a Wild West theme park? They could be reprogrammed, so they wouldn’t kill anybody, and stage all kinds of mock gunfights to entertain the kids. What could possibly go wrong?

      Fembot Sally is about to find out…


      Bride of the

      Bride of the Vampire

      There’s no such thing as vampires. This is the twentieth century. It’s bad enough being tied to a stake and accused of witchcraft. The last thing Fembot Sally needs is the undead trying to prey on her as well.

      But dark rumours are circulating of an evil presence up at the castle. Bodies are being found drained of blood and the finger of suspicion has already fallen on the feudal lord, Count Vetrikinski.

      Fembot Sally travels up to the castle to investigate, but will she be able to resist the strangely hypnotic man who lives there, a darkly handsome aristocrat who insists he really isn’t a vampire at all?


    • One Million Years AD

      One Million Years AD

      A disastrous experiment sends Fembot Sally spiralling through time, though whether into the past or the future is not immediately clear. A dinosaur attack places her firmly in the Jurassic period, but there are primitive people running around here too, in rather revealing loincloths, and if Sally knows one thing it is that humans and dinosaurs never co-existed. Perhaps she has slipped sideways in time into an alternative reality. Or perhaps she is on a different planet altogether. Only one thing is certain: the dinosaurs are the least of her problems.

    • The Reign Of Terror

      Fembot Sally and the Reign of Terror

      Isn’t it always the way? Your time machine crash lands in Eighteenth Century Europe and the one man who might be able to fix it – renowned watchmaker Gaston Lemaitre – is just about to have his head chopped off, courtesy of Madame La Guillotine.

      Fembot Sally heads to Paris, where the Reign of Terror is in full swing. Will she be able to rescue Citizen Lemaitre or will she end up with her own head on the block?

    • Prisoner

      Prisoner Sixty-Nine

       'Who are you?'

       'The new Number Three.'

       'Who is Number One?'

       'You are Prisoner Sixty-Nine.'

       'I am not a Prisoner. I am an autonomous android! Hang on a minute...sixty-nine? Why sixty-nine?'

       'That was the year you were manufactured. 1969.'

       'Yes, but...sixty-nine. People are so going to get the wrong idea...'

  • The Collected Edition:

  • The Adventures Of Fembot Sally

    The Adventures of Fembot Sally

    For the first time in one volume, the collected adventures of Fembot Sally, including two brand new stories.

    “My official designation is Fembot 1969/Z49/2A73 but you can call me Sally. I am a second generation Organisation Fembot. I started life as a simple work droid, robbing, shooting and maiming on behalf of a sinister international crime syndicate. When the Organisation was brought down by MI6 I was given a stark choice: join British Intelligence or be decommissioned. So I joined MI6. And now I’m one of the good guys. I travel the world, righting wrongs, seducing secret agents and trying not to shoot too many people."

    • The Further Adventures:
    • The Last Of The Fembots

      The Last Of The Fembots

      Rogue Fembots are running wild across the globe and Sally Shagwell has been tasked by British Intelligence to track them down. But the other androids are more advanced than she is and every confrontation will be a fight to the death.

      And, in the end, there will be only one survivor.


      Ah well. Who wants to live forever anyway?
    • The Brazilian Job
      The Brazilian Job

      If you want to rob a bank, Alf Carter is the man to do it for you. Unfortunately, he’s been banged up for five years with no chance of parole.

      MI6 agent Sally Shagwell is going to have to break him out of jail and fast.

      Documents of an extremely compromising nature have been deposited in a top security vault in Rio de Janeiro. British Intelligence wants them back but they cannot send in their own team and risk a diplomatic incident.

      Alf and his crew will have to do the job instead. It is up to Sally to smuggle them into Brazil and keep the local mafia at bay just long enough for them to carry out the heist.

      If they pull it off, it might just be the crime of the century...
              • The Invaders From Mars
                Fembot Sally And The Invaders From Mars

                A meteor shower has blinded the population of southern England and killer vegetables are running amok. Martian war machines are popping up all over the place, guided by their malevolent sticks of celery, and Fembot Sally is at a loss as to what to do. The army has been defeated, the air force is out of action and she can't get a message through to London. Can one Fembot defeat an entire Martian invasion force single-handedly?

                Probably not.

                      • The Determinator
                        The Determinator

                        You can’t change the future. We live in a deterministic universe. But one man is determined to try. And Fembot Sally is determined to stop him.

                              • Immortal She
                                Immortal She

                                It could be her destiny but it may just be an unfortunate coincidence...

                                Cairo 1971. A chance encounter in a bar leads Fembot Sally on an epic adventure. A handsome stranger beckons her across the desert to a forgotten city. He is convinced she is the reincarnation of his long lost love. But is Sally really the Immortal Queen of legend; or is it just a case of mistaken identity?

                                      • Attack Of
                                                          The 50 Foot
                                        Attack of the 50 Foot Fembot

                                        A flying saucer strike leaves Fembot Sally washed up on an unknown island. The natives are eight inches tall and have strapped her down on the beach for their own protection. Has Sally stumbled across a miniature world unknown to the rest of humanity or is she the one who has changed size? The islanders have their own opinion. But they are not the only ones wanting to cash in on the Tenth Wonder of the World.